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Mustaches are stupid…..
ROCKFORD– Dear anyone (and everyone) who has ever considered cutting a mustache out of felt and putting it on, well, anything, It’s time to let go. Not only is your fascination with this variety of facial hair a little disturbing,
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Public Practice Hosts Parade
Rockford, IL – We here at RKFDNews hopes everyone attends Parade in downtown Rockford on Friday, June 13th. It’s being presented and curated by Iga Puchalska and Jason Judd of Public Practice. Parade is being hosted by its grand marshall, the fine artist Jesus Correa. It
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Bees Removed From City Hall but The Hornets Nest Remains In Downtown Rockford
Rockford, IL – A tree in front of The Rockford City Hall has been a home to 20,000 plus bees. They’ve been safely transported to a farm to make the honey, but the problem remains abuzz in downtown businesses. Hornets
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Frank Lloyd Wright’s ‘Laurent’ House Collapses During Museum Opening
Rockford, IL – Misery surely loves the f**k out of Rockford’s company. The entire roof of Frank Lloyd Wright’s historic Laurent House collapsed after heavy rain hit it during its inaugral opening this weekend as a public museum. Its debut was
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Bald Eagle attacks mans genitals
ROCKFORD—- A bald eagle a hawk and a blue heron walk into a bar…… You will know nothing when we say something.
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Machesney Park Man Builds Working Lightsaber in Garage
MACHESNEY PARK—- A Machesney Park man built a working lightsaber and accidentally killed the family dog “Snookums Pandabear Kill Kill II” and injured his longtime boyfriend Eugene Thompson.”I was trying to work out the bugs”, said Raymond Grehmah. No other
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