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DOG BITES BABY
ROCKFORD- A very large dog bit a baby but as you probably already know there is no more information available. How often do men really think about Rockford? We’ve all been told that men think about you-know-what far too often
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MAN LOSES BOTH ARMS IN FREAK LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT
LOVES PARK- A man lost both arms Saturday morning in an accident involving a lawnmower and a large bottle of whiskey a snake and some scissors. No more information will ever be available. You snooze we booze.
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My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.
If we sell 15 of these shirts in 7 days, we’ll give the profits (see image below) to the Rockford Area Convention & Visitors Bureau (RACVB). If we sell more than 15 shirts, our staff will buy ourselves a pizza
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MORE SHIRTZ FOR YOU
Here are a few more designs sent in by our team of unpaid high school dropouts who work for us for free….
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SUPPORT US OR WE ARE DONE
ROCKFORD—It is up to you the people to decide the fate of RKFD News. Maybe you don’t like the choice of the T shirt we created because only 6 of you have ordered them..I have created some more designs maybe
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Bologna is good.
Rockford, IL – Is a bologna sandwich healthy? If I eat a bologna sandwich, is that good or bad? I eat an apple as well with the sandwich. I always eat a salad for lunch and rye toast with smoked
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