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My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.
If we sell 15 of these shirts in 7 days, we’ll give the profits (see image below) to the Rockford Area Convention & Visitors Bureau (RACVB).
If we sell more than 15 shirts, our staff will buy ourselves a pizza or a pack of gum with those extra profits.
Click here to pre-order. You have 7 days, until Tuesday, July 15th. This is the only chance you have (for now) to get this offensive and celebratorial shirt of The Rockford–anywhere.
PROFITS > My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.
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