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My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.

My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.

If we sell 15 of these shirts in 7 days, we’ll give the profits (see image below) to the Rockford Area Convention & Visitors Bureau (RACVB).

If we sell more than 15 shirts, our staff will buy ourselves a pizza or a pack of gum with those extra profits.

Click here to pre-order. You have 7 days, until Tuesday, July 15th. This is the only chance you have (for now) to get this offensive and celebratorial shirt of The Rockford–anywhere.

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