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Local Man Loves A Fresh Plate of Italian Nachos After Sunday Church
Rockford, IL – Jason Nelson, an age 42 divorced father of one, has made the best of his weekends in Rockford this year by enjoying a plate of Italian Nachos from Old Chicago on East State Street with a pitcher
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Man Eats Llama Renames Himself
Beloit, WI – A man from Beloit survived a Red Winged Black Bird attack and months lost in the South Beloit forest Preserve thanks to his faithful companion, a pet Llama named “Linda.” However, the llama didn’t make it out alive
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New Chick-fil-A Construction To Boost Route 173 Traffic & Economy
Machesney Park, IL – New construction is underway out on Route 173 again. The popular shopping route will get a boost when the new Chick-Fil-A opens up this summer. It joins Starbucks, Chili’s, Buffalo Wild Wings, Tom and Jerry’s, Chipotle, Long
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Mission Accomplished: Symbol Relocated Back Downtown
Rockford, IL – The large, red (or orange), metal dildo on the bike pack, Symbol, has returned to its adopted home in downtown Rockford. The public sculpture was forced away from downtown three and a half decades ago after originally being abandoned
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Report: Rockford Baby’s First Word Shatters Centuries of Infant Behavior Skills
Rockford, IL – Centuries of infant behavior patterns came to a standstill in Rockford, IL last night for the proud parents of an 18 month old daughter. Jay and Gordon Fernandez were playing with their baby Heather when she muttered
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Mysterious Illness Reported
ROCKFORD–The number of mystery illness cases affecting Rockford and it’s surrounding areas is growing. Wednesday, Rockford Department of Public Health spokesman Dr.Bernard Bishop confirmed the number rose to ten thousand overnight from a previous report of seven thousand. “Since we
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