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Chasing Cars: How do you get your child to stop?
Rockford, IL – Do you have a problem with your child chasing cars? If your child continues to chase cars there is a very good chance he will soon get hit by one. This is a serious problem that needs to be addressed. It is best to try and avoid this nasty habit in the first place by not encouraging he or her to chase anything. How can you accomplish this?
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New Species Of Rabbit Discovered
Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly
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Human Traffic Rising
Rockford, IL – RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) got a fancy report from the Bureau Of Free Labor that explained The report told at least three cases of people being trafficked for illegal sense of hope and security donations but they were
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Man Jump From Bridge After Being Called a F***ing Idiot
ROCKFORD – River Police and state officials are searching for a person who two witnesses said jumped off the Jefferson Street Bridge on Thursday afternoon. Lt. Jerry Waters of River Police said that at about 6:15 p.m.after dragging the river
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Pole Dancing Not Just For Women
ROCKFORD-Three years ago, William Rezner, a father of seven from Janesville,WI., was looking for a way to get buff but still be able to get drunk and have fun. The 52-year-old alcoholic wanted to get back to being the active
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Faith-Based Donut Shop “Glory Holes” Has Record Breaking Grand Opening
Rockford — 18th Avenue was ablaze this morning, as the crowd shuffled in for the opening of the latest faith-based coffee and donut shop. Glory Holes opened its doors to an enthusiastic audience that was strewn around the block. “We’ve
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