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Blonde Rockford Mom Attacks Shoppers With Lawnmower
ROCKFORD, OF ILLINOIS, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, OF NORTH AMERICA, OF EARTH, OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S LAUGHING AT US – A local woman (blonde, single mom, nice body, etc.) started a lawnmower and chased people away from sales
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Dreams Run Away, We Know Why
Rockford, IL– Any dream can run away at any time if the circumstances are right. Believe me, if they’re under enough stress, any dream can justify running away. Don’t forget the golden rule of chasing waterfalls by TLC, running away
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Man Batters Woman
Rockfart , IL – A mentally challenged husband battered his wife less than one hour after RKFDP SWAT (Rockford Dream Police) officers answered an SOS call at their home. Mick Rickles, 56, battered his wife Patsy with a mixture of milk
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Balloon Man Robs Store of Cash and Snickers Bars
Rockford, IL — A man using a balloon filled with an unidentified substance got an undisclosed amount of cash today by robbing the city’s very profitable Half Dollar General Store. The robbery occurred at 4:20 p.m. at 1015 Charles St. A
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Man Woman or Beast Robs Gas Station
ROCKFORD-(RKFDP) are seeking help to locate a man or woman or beast who robbed a Rockford gas station of its dignity and leftover holiday cheer early Saturday morning. Around 2:45 a.m. Saturday, a man or woman or beast entered Roy Ranger’s
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Sexy Bald Eagle Shot On School Bus
Rockford, IL – “It was so Cray Cray,” recalls Sally the Squirrel about the day when her friend, Jenny the Balding Eagle, was shot and soaked almost to death while they were on their school bus last month. She says
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