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Friday Funday Lunch Discussion: Do Nurses Have God Complexes?
Rockford, IL – Nurses can be beautiful and handsome, but most often their sexiness and charm is overshadowed by the power of our Lord, Jesus Christ and his father, God. We talked to their friend, Holy Ghost, for the answer
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I’m So Rockford I’ll Believe River Sharks Ate a Family of Six That Fell From a Hot Air Balloon After Being Turned Away To The West Side Of Rockford By East Siders With Machine Guns
Rockford, IL – Many of you are, in fact, so Rockford that there’s nothing we can do to help you break your noose, because you can’t recognize artistic expression when it’s staring right at at ya and mocking you like
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Transform Rockford Sex Tape Movie Released
Rockford, IL – After months of visioning, town forums, presentations and community data gathering, Transform Rockford released it’s first movie this weekend to help the city of Rockford, IL, feel better by 2025 or something close to it (according to
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Our City, Our Portillo’s + Rock River Valley Pantry Tee Shirt Fundraiser
RKFDnews.com has launched an online campaign fundraiser to donate 100% of the profits made from the sale of this shirt to the Rock River Valley Pantry, located in Rockford, IL. Click here to support the campaign. If the campaign is
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Letter From The Editor: This Is Exactly How RKFDnews Began With Nothing to Become a Big Nothing To Break The Noose in a Poor Old American City like The Rockford of Illinois
June 19th, 2014 The Rockford is filled with local makers and wonderful stories about how we’ve risen above the ashes of the late 70s and early 80s recession to prosper throughout the 2000’s recession. I am fortunate to have a valuable
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Black Bear Lassoed, Shot 4 Times, Escapes – Rockford Prays for Safety
Rockford, IL – A Black Bear was discovered roaming through Rockford, IL today. It was finally tracked down in the parking lot of the Garrison School Lofts on 1105 N Court St. near North Main Street. Non-coincidently, The Garrison Lofts are
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