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Back to homepageSneak Peek – RKFDnews Releasing First Book
Rockford, IL – Y’all thought this was a joke. “Look at them jerking each other off behing their little computer screens.” Guess what, little proud ponies, the last laughs are on you. RKFDnews is releasing its first book. We are
Read MoreLocal Guitar God Breaks Womans Face
Rockford, IL – A local guitar god got a little WWE on his date Friday night. She said “do whatever you want”, and he did. “I jumped off the bed and sat right on her face. I was having my 19th
Read MoreFriday Funday Lunch Discussion: Do Nurses Have God Complexes?
Rockford, IL – Nurses can be beautiful and handsome, but most often their sexiness and charm is overshadowed by the power of our Lord, Jesus Christ and his father, God. We talked to their friend, Holy Ghost, for the answer
Read MoreCareer Tips on Becoming A Rockford Area News Reporter, Anchor, Actor, Senator
Rockford, IL – Our unpaid and over-educated staff has put together a list of tips to help fellow journalists transform their careers into something comparable to a Rockford area news personality; which can earn you a quicker ticket out of
Read MoreWest Side Cat Falls In Love With An East Side Chicken
ROCKFORD, IL – Ohhhh that dirty little cat from Rockford’s far West side of the river fell in love with a chicken from the East side of the river. We here at RKFD News do not condone this kind of
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