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Sneak Peek – RKFDnews Releasing First Book
Rockford, IL – Y’all thought this was a joke. “Look at them jerking each other off behing their little computer screens.” Guess what, little proud ponies, the last laughs are on you. RKFDnews is releasing its first book. We are currently finalizing copy edits, while working with a local illustrator to add an extra “go fuck yourselves off” flavor to our first volume of noose breaking stories.
We can’t wait to share with you all of the hard work we produced for free in the past two years; to entertain, confuse and to anger you. However, you will end up paying for the book when all of this ends.
More information, including book title, cover art and where to buy it will follow in the next few weeks. Stay tuned. For now, here is a sneak peak of pages 150 and 151.
– Chief Tchad Beale
Sneak Peek – Pages 150 and 151, RKFDnews Book, Due Late 2014 / Early 2015
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