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West Side Cat Falls In Love With An East Side Chicken
ROCKFORD, IL – Ohhhh that dirty little cat from Rockford’s far West side of the river fell in love with a chicken from the East side of the river. We here at RKFD News do not condone this kind of behavior. If you are as upset as we are we suggest some soup for yer soul:
8 cups Chicken or Cat Stock or fat-free, lower-sodium chicken broth
2 (4-ounce) skinless, bone-in chicken or cat thighs
1 (12-ounce) skinless, bone-in chicken breast half of a cat foot
2 cups diagonally sliced carrot
2 cups diagonally sliced onions
1 cup chopped hopes and dreams
6 ounces uncooked medium egg noodles
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Celery leaves (optional)
– Jay Vannigan
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