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Local Belief Escalates While National Hope Fades
Rockford, IL – A new study conducted by the Winnebago County Emotional Awareness Political Science Council (WCEAPSC) released a report this week proving that local “Belief” is skyrocketing. Not all that glitters is gold outside of the Rockford region as national
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Illinois mandates entrance fees for all city parks
ROCKFORD — Be prepared to pay if you’re headed to our city’s parks and recreation areas this summer. After a six-year moratorium, the federal government is charging admission at all of its city parks and public lands and raising the
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Rockford’s Bagel Crisis Intensifies Protests turn Violent
“Panera? PANERA BREAD! NO! God Damn it, NO!!! I want a real fuckin’ Bagel!” Mayor Barry proclaims as he joins a group of protesters, flipping over a car, outside City Hall. It was Courtney’s birthday. She didn’t want to bring
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Turkey Vulture Mutilates 4-Year-Old Girl
Rockford, IL – RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) were called at 4:35 PM yesterday after neighbors heard Cathleen Buchareli, the mother of two, screaming for help. The situation is unheard-of and tragic, as turkey assaults are not as common as human
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Aveeno Make Positively Radiant Rockford Cream
Rockford, IL – Some time you use cream with ice sometime you use cream with rockford sometime Aveeno make special POSITBE AND RADIATN rockfoajr hair crean hahaha put it on your face to learn more and know less mister
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Indiana Native Shares 2000 Election Memory With His Rockford Friends on Facebook
Rockford, IL – I remember having strong political opinions during the bush / gore election. I lived in very rural Indiana at the time and the majority of people I knew were Bush supporters. Long story short, Bush won. You
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