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Chinese Currency to Replace American Dollar in Rockford and Winnebago County
Rockford, IL – City of Rockford’s council voted to replace the American dollar currency in exchange for the Chinese Renminbi (REN) Yuan currency. A new currency designed by Chinese economic consultants for our county–Yuan Schwen Ren Barry–has been introduced to assist
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Gorman, Mayor Barry, China, and Hotel Infiltrates Magic 8 Ball Again
Rockford, IL – Gorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our limited edition Spencer’s Gifts’ Magic 8 Ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the hotel stuff, Chinese investments,
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Rockford DMV Locations Will Close in Observance of April Fool’s Day
That’s right folks! Rockford area Department of Motor Vehicles locations will be closed April Fool’s Day, Friday April 13th. This is the first time April Fool’s has fallen on Friday the 13th in 37 years! I know, It seems like
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Another Love Letter From Cherry Valley’s Jenny Clobber to Rockford
Rockford, IL – We received another love letter today from Jennifer Clobber of Cherry Valley, IL, who wanted to send her eternal love to the city she longs for for Valentine’s Day. Dear Rockford, IL I watch you from afar
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Russian Sleeper Agent Accidentally Activated at CNVR Poetry Night
Rockford, IL – CNVR doesn’t seem like the kind of venue you would find a deep-cover KGB operative. This small dimly-lit art place thing is supposed to be an incubator for creativity, not espionage. However, questions can and should be
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Beyonce Camp Has 0 Interest With Performing In Rockford
Rockford, IL – Beyoncé’s team has reported zero interests with performing in Rockford at the annual Davis Park Festival during Labor Day Weekend this year. “I do not belief this. First it was Bell Biv Devoe that backed out of
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