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Beyonce Camp Has 0 Interest With Performing In Rockford
Rockford, IL – Beyoncé’s team has reported zero interests with performing in Rockford at the annual Davis Park Festival during Labor Day Weekend this year.
“I do not belief this. First it was Bell Biv Devoe that backed out of playing in Rockford. Now Beyoncé? Why are sing song rap dancers afraid of us? We are nice people. Why is God doing this to us?” said local fan, Tami James.
Efforts to bring Darius Rucker and Maroon 5 are still on the table to play Davis Park, but recent hotel development construction may put it off until 2018. Hope is still here, and so are you.
You’ll learn more when we know less.
– Chuck Toncha
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