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Letter From The Editor: We Are Not The Onion and We Own A Yacht
Hello, it’s me again. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people are nice, healthy,
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5 Ways To Be Successful in Rockford, IL To Help Rockford Become An American Kingdom Once Again
Rockford, IL – One of America’s leading civic pride gurus, Bart Starsling, gave a speech at the most recent Transgress Rockford vison session held in another fake church somewhere on the East Side of Rockford. The economic analyst used his
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Mysterious Illness Reported
ROCKFORD–The number of mystery illness cases affecting Rockford and it’s surrounding areas is growing. Wednesday, Rockford Department of Public Health spokesman Dr.Bernard Bishop confirmed the number rose to ten thousand overnight from a previous report of seven thousand. “Since we
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The Olympic Tavern
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I was asked last week whether I was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockford on account of the fifth world war between the Black-Italian
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Rock River Certified Gluten Free
ROCKFORD, IL – Bill Andrews had a vision for the Rock River. While most didn’t see the big deal, Andrews wanted a healthier, more comfortable Rockford. “We’re hearing all the time on Dr. Oz and The Doctors how gluten *might
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Rockford’s Homeless Star Releases New Video & Song – My Dying City, By Johnny Emerald The IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Homeless singing star sensation, Johnny Emerald The IIIrd, released his first song and video of 2014 this week. “My Dying City” (above) is featured on the forthcoming, full-length, debut record titled, “Songs For The City I Sleep
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