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Back to homepageLocals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978
Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to cry for its resurrection on the internets. The poor old brick building that everyone is crying about on the internet has no cause of
Read MoreGood Year Pimps Graphics Design Discovered On Saved Downtown Fire Hard Drive
A hard drive belonging to area hip hop legends, The Good Year Pimps, has been discovered and saved from the horrible events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford. If someone knows where and how to get ahold of Hilly, Stu, Tony,
Read MoreExpired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante
Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford, Illinois. No further information is known about the deceased, empty factory building that once employed human beings. Remnants
Read MoreУ нас не было ничего общего с фальшивой новости
Мы не имеем ничего общего с фальшивой новости, циркулирующей в интернет-матери земли Америки. Мы слишком заняты, с нашим снегом и нашей водки, чтобы заботиться о фекалиях социальных медиа мелкой американца. Donald Trump это не наш кукольный или наша русская матрешка.
Read MoreStockholm Inn Restaurant Caught Stealing Mobility Scooters
Rockford- Stockholm Inn has been accused of stealing mobility scooters from the elderly. Worse yet, some accusations date back to 1994. A social media judge declared the restaurant guilty and sentenced them to 120 bad yelp reviews. Stockholm Inn tweeted
Read MoreRockfordians Already Living in Trump’s Hateful Reality of America for Decades
Rockford, IL — Locals aren’t surprised by this year’s national election result winner for the highest executive government job in America. “Look at us, look at Rockford. We’ve been seasoned by amateur leaders for decades, son. America finally took notice of
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