GAP Store Returns To Rockford

GAP Store Returns To Rockford

gap-stores1Fuckford, IL – Guess what’s coming back to Rockford? The very popular clothing store, GAP, is building a clearance rack warehouse with an adjoining storefront and fruit juice bar at Perryvillage & Wrote (more sh!t for you) roads.  It left the Cherryvalley Mall of Crime & Dreams a few years ago due to the community’s preference for Target & Wal-Mart designer clothing. DON’T WORRY. Socio-economic class warfare is still on the horizon, but with GAP back we’ll be well dressed for the next civil war.

We’ll have more to report on which local property czar is getting the tax incentives this time around for you Winnebago County home owners to pay for.  STAY TUNED.

– Ron Kites

 


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