GAP Store Returns To Rockford
Fuckford, IL – Guess what’s coming back to Rockford? The very popular clothing store, GAP, is building a clearance rack warehouse with an adjoining storefront and fruit juice bar at Perryvillage & Wrote (more sh!t for you) roads. It left the Cherryvalley Mall of Crime & Dreams a few years ago due to the community’s preference for Target & Wal-Mart designer clothing. DON’T WORRY. Socio-economic class warfare is still on the horizon, but with GAP back we’ll be well dressed for the next civil war.
We’ll have more to report on which local property czar is getting the tax incentives this time around for you Winnebago County home owners to pay for. STAY TUNED.
– Ron Kites
Related Articles
Plasma Center Saves North Towne Mall, Anchors West Side, Provides Jobs & Xmas Presents
Rockford, IL – Talecris Plasma is one of the most successful businesses on the west side of Rockford since the
Local Swedes Not Worried As Trader Joes Says F**k No To Five Points Neighborhood
Rockford, IL – The popular Trader Joe’s grocery store, which is nationally owned by Aldi’s chain, politely said “f**k no,
Free Wagon Rides – City Market Party Returns to Downtown
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford, IL’s fourth annual summer and early fall downtown party returns tomorrow for another ride–that is–free wagon
Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below: