Large Disorderly Subjects (Lovers) Reported By Local Facebook Celebrity
Maple & Lee, Two Disorderly Subjects, Making Out and Enjoying The Rockford Moonlight
Rockford, IL – Another beautiful, abstract news tip was passed to us by Rockford Scanner, one of our many Local Facebook Celebrities:
“Maple & Lee ~ Large group of disorderly subjects”
RKFDNews.com has the details, that’s what we do best here. Apparently there was a call made by worried neighbors who couldn’t make out the 2 friends sitting in their front yard, enjoying a beer and a laugh together.
Maple Beverly and her friend, Lee Hazlewood, were sitting in a disorderly manner on Beverly’s front yard, making out, enjoying the moonlight between unused telephone pole wires, and laughing about the day’s follies. Both are extremely larger than most humans, but typical for Rockford area humans which are considered some of the largest in America.
Lee told us, “I can understand why people be worrying at night. In the dark, we must look larger than we do in daylight.”
If anyone reads anything else disorderly on the internets, and especially on Rockford Scanner’s celebrity page, contact us: [email protected]
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