Popular Fake Baby Names To Consider – Part 1

05 Mar, 2014

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Rockford, IL is seeing a spike in nameless babies being born. Above, meet “Tchad.” We named him after our Chief at RKFDnews.com.

Rockford, IL –  Babies are being born everyday. In tough times, especially here in the land of opportunity–Rockford, IL–babies are being conceived everyday before they ever have a name because our friends, family and neighbors are running out of ideas to keep busy.

Many people don’t have motivation or goals to live to create songs, books, movies, paintings, drawings–anything that can live forever, unlike babies.  We are all capable of making something that lasts forever or until the sun blows out, but many people are descendants of baboons and cannot see beyond their own skin.

These are trying times, indeed, and that is why many people choose to make the babies without names to give them first.  More than ever it’s become a huge problem for the citizens of Winnebago county.  

No matter the thousands of alternative sexually related positions that exist to conceive babies, it’s a fact of life that babies need names, too, and we are running out.  The recession has taken a toll on our human conditioning.  All these positions and no names.

Linda, pictured above, belongs to a young 19 year old couple from Rockford, IL that couldn’t come up with a name. We here at RKFDnews.com can help you find fake names for your babies.

If a baby from Rockford ever intends to make a mark on mankind, and to be taxed, it must have a name with a ring to it.  Many reasons accommodate this human phenomenon, mainly, it’s good marketing to have a name with a ring to it.

However, our staff has concluded that it’s great marketing to have a fake baby name to survive this cruel world that is primarily made up of our baboon descendants. The staff here at RKFDnews.com has dubbed these cruel times as being, “The Era of Self-Obsession.®”  

Fake baby names are a good problem to have to protect your babies. (Remember privacy, that little free thing?)  The value of privacy and the future of our babies depends on these fake baby names that we’ve gathered here today to share with you on the wild west of the internet.

You’re welcome–not, “your welcome.”  You will definitely learn more when we know less.  Ciao,

– Chief Tchad Beale