Small gang of white kids go into Far West Side to retrieve stolen phone..
ROCKFORD— A small gang of white kids went bravely into the Far West side Saturday night to retrieve a stolen Apple Brand Smart Phone and actually got it back.
A small pregnant 13 year old gave the phone back and said sorry “my little brothers are going around Rockford on they bikes and they stealing phones and shit”
The house is located on N.Rockton between Maple and Acorn streets.
“This is transformation at its finest!”: said Larry Bergstron (RKFD Dream police).
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I thought you turds were still ball licking with positive news. Didn’t even know rkfd was still around. Bring it back to facebook. Unless yr still singing kumbaya with yr asses. Pussies.
You’re the best!