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Many Locals Report Foul Manure Smell From Downtown Has Permeated Over The Entire City of Rockford

Rockford, IL — Here is an unbelievably true story we read on the internet yesterday that was initiated by one of our favorite local artists. Poop stinks, and oh boy, the smell of poop has permeated throughout Rockford. We here

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SPECIAL REPORT: Where Were You When Rockford Scanner Lost Its Sh*t?

By Andy Whorehall, Guest Contributor I was taking a mid-afternoon shit – patiently taking care of the morning coffee and corn casserole flow from earlier in the day– when a text message came through from a friend alerting me of local

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