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1 Million Reasons Why God Loves Rockford – #999,998: GAP

#999,998 /#1,000,000 reasons why I, God, almighty Lord on high, Jesus’s Dad, your Mother, Father, Son and Holy Ghost Stuff loves Rockford, IL:  GAP. Do I, God, even have to provide you a few reasons as to why I love #999,998? Ok, I

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Rockford City Council Votes in Favor of Forcing Community to Give Free Hugs to All Jays, Gregs, Gordons, Steves and More

Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrison’s city-wide proposal to force every citizen to hug anyone named Steve, Jay, Dan, Gordon, Dave, Ed, Larry, Linda, Heather, Paul, Pablo, Pawelek, Jay again, Kent, Sparky and Mark was approved in an astounding 11-1 vote by Rockford’s City Council this

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Garnished Landscapes: Rockford, IL, Public Art Series Wants Your Photos!

RKFDnews is proud to introduce a public art series called “Garnished Landscapes” that involves you, the internet people of Rockford, IL, or wherever! We need your photos. We believe each of you are talented artists when you have a digital device in

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1 Million Reasons Why God Loves Rockford – #999,999: Squirrels

An Eternal List For Rockford, by God #999,999 /#1,000,000 reasons why I, God, almighty Lord on high, Jesus’s Dad, your Mother, Father, Son and Holy Ghost stuff of all creations loves Rockford, IL:  Squirrels. Son of Me, those furry little rats with tails, squirrels,

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1 Million Reasons Why God Loves Rockford – #1,000,000: Trees

An Eternal List For Rockford, by God #1,000,000 /#1,000,000 reasons why I, God, almighty Lord on high, Jesus’s Dad, your Mother, Father, Son and Holy Ghost Stuff of all creations loves Rockford, IL:  Trees. A long, long time ago I became overwhelmed with what

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Bachata Man Meets Childless Lady in Rockford

“Hi there. I’m looking for someone who will like to be my partner to learn to dance Bachata. I’m a 35 latin male. Obviously I’m looking for a female partner. Send me an e mail and I’ll send you my

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