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North Main and Riverside Construction Continues to Slow Down Drivers and Speed Up Fast Food Sales
Rockford, Illinois — Time is money. So it’s said. Road construction in Rockford, Illinois, is putting a new positive spin on the life metaphor. RkfdNews’s partners, Digging Deeper Into The Black Hole That’s Located Inside Our City’s Mind Department, has revealed that time
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LeBron Chooses Akron Instead of Rockford for LeSchool
Rockford, Illinois — It’s official. Rockford wasn’t chosen again. Athlete and philanthropist superstar, LeBron James, has chosen his hometown of Akron, Ohio to open a free public school. LeBron’s school, I Promise, was funded and developed by The LeBron James
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Trump Says RKFDnews Book Taught Him How To Tell Very, Very Good Stories
Rockford, Illinois— Mister President Trump admitted on 97.5 WZOK FM radio (Rockford, Illinois) this morning that he learned everything he has about producing internet stories from a local media powerhouse, RKFDnews. Us. Yep. Eat that, Rockford Ponies. Mister Trump told
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Trump Tweets to Rockford: Start Feeding Homeless Now
Rockford, IL– You might not see this story in your local newspaper, but homeless men and women are already making decisions about which back yards and trash cans they will visit this winter thanks to a tweet by Mister President
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Trump’s Bus Drives Right Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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Patty the Goose is Alive!
Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official
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