Younger redneck who has a beard and drives a blue truck – f4m – 39 (Byron)
You are a short good looking redneck
You look early to mid 30s
I see you a lot at a bar and other neat places in Rockford
I think you are a welder or printer judging by your truck and the shirt that you wear
I would love to get to know you and have you tell me about Rockford and let me tell you about Byron and lick your eyeballs and feed you lasagna.
I bet you are smart too judging by your thick facial hair 
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