Clean It Up.
Dear Resident:
This notice is to inform you that RKFDNews.com has found the conditions of your city to be unacceptable. Per your Rental Agreement, we have the right to expect good housekeeping. In addition, we reserve the right to determine what kind of housekeeping we will permit on the premises.
Just as we have responsibility to provide you with clean common areas breaking the noose and laughs out loud, you have the responsibility to keep your home in a clean, orderly manner. An apartment in the condition of yours may cause unwanted sanitation and maintenance problems.
At this time, you are being given notice to clean your city and keep it clean and orderly.
Management will be in your suite Aug.3,2025 to re-inspect. If your suite is not clean, we will be forced to act upon the violation of the terms and conditions of your rental agreement.
Please work with us regarding this issue. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely, Jay Vannigan
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