Naked Man Rides Down West State Street On Scooter With Giant Cross
Vince loves to ride his scooter naked with his pet cross in downtown Rockford.
ROCKFORD, IL – Millions of people are bitten by elderly women every year in the United States. Most of the bites aren’t serious but many do result in time lost from work, a pile of medical bills, and mental suffering. Children (especially boys) tend to receive a disproportionate share of the bites. Rockford accounts for about 1/3rd of most of the elderly women biting attacks.
The law responds to this phenomenon in different ways.
First, all states have laws that make elderly people owners responsible under certain circumstances for injuries and damages that the elderly can cause. Many states follow an old principle, a rather misleadingly one called the “one free bite” rule. Broadly stated, this rule says that “if an elderly woman injures someone, the elderly’s owners aren’t legally responsible until they had reason to know that that person might cause that that that kind of injury”.
In contrast, other states have laws on the books (elderly biting-statutes) that make owners liable no matter what they knew or didn’t know about the elderly’s temperament before the biting episode takes place on a naked man’s butt carrying a cross on a scooter down West State St. in Rockford, IL.
– Jay Vannigan
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