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Rainbows Are Pretty
ROCKFORD, IL – What was thought to be a rainbow today was actually a ray of sun shining through the billowing clouds of the Bye-Ron Newclear Power plant. Some of our loyal readers chimed in: April 1 @ 8:37PM I
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Man Dressed in Bunny Suit Stabbed
ROCKFORD, IL – A Man dressed in a bunny suit was stabbed by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers Saturday night. The Man attacked 3 children and a dog with candy and treats around supper time. Sources say it was
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ROCKFORD- Midwestern Carp Trainer Academy is a cutting-edge program designed to give you the skills needed for a successful career in the Carp training field. This program is created and taught by professional trainers with extensive experience. This 5-day training workshop is
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House Fire on the Far East Side
Rockford, IL – A house fire on the Far East Side claimed the life of a dog, three birds and a small cat. No other information is available.
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Rochellian Man Goes Craysee In Dixon
Dixon, IL – A Rochellian man has been arrested for allegedly waving a sharpened deer skull at law enforcers who were investigating a report about unruly conduct at a relative’s trailer in Dixon, Illinois, yesterday. The sheriff’s department spokesman, Monsignor
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Firemen Chase Man In Shark Suit
Rockford, IL– Local Firefighters responding to a bogus heart attack call on the Far West Side noticed a man–possibly a politician–in a shark suit knocking on doors and peering into windows. RKFDFCFP (Rockford Forest City Fire Prevention) agents chased him
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