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Letter From The Editor: We Are Not The Onion and We Own A Yacht
Hello, it’s me again. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people are nice, healthy,
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The Olympic Tavern
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I was asked last week whether I was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockford on account of the fifth world war between the Black-Italian
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Mulligan’s Pub & Grill
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. There are organizations I truly despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They subvert time-tested societal norms. In case you can’t tell, I’m talking about Mulligan’s Pub & Grill here. In
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Community asks, “What’s that smell?” It’s Rockford, and it almost killed us last night.
Rockford, IL – It could have been so much worse. 150,000 citizens were toiling in Rockford last night when it happened. The poorly ventilated city experienced a build up of explosive human flatulence, which combusted unexpectedly. No one is sure why, but
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Flex Bentley Transforms Lorde’s “Royals” into Transform “Rockford” Anthem
Local pop star and lead singer of Pablo & The Rhythmix, Flex Bentley, has remixed Lorde’s hit song, “Royals,” into a Transform “Rockford” anthem. Some locals are not happy. Below is the hit song parody and a screen capture of
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Local Swedish Man Likes Big Butts and He Can Not Lie
Rockford, IL – It took awhile for local native, Gerald Hennsliss, to realize what set him apart from other Swedish men at the Rockford YMCA. “I found myself losing focus in the gym. Whether I was pumping weights or shooting
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