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Downtown’s Crown Jewel, Coronado Theater, Continues To Host Town Forums Instead of Events That Attract Out-of-Towners To Spend Money In Rockford
Rockford, IL – Downtown Rockford’s crown jewel, Coronado Theater, continues to host local prep rallies versus events that bring people in from all over to spend their money in Rockford. Thursday night’s event, “Transform Rockford” (another pride thing to make Rockford
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Dear FEDS, help… please help us.
Rockford, IL – Dear FEDs, official agents of truth and national news stuff, please take a thorough look through the financial books of every agency, organization, board, acting as a public charity in affiliation with the City of Rockford. Please
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Transformers: Rise of the Rockfordians
Rockford, IL – The fourth movie in the popular Transformers series focuses on our beloved city– or what’s left of it in the year two thousand and thirteen. Director Michael Bay’s opening ten minute scene captures forty years in the
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Roundabout Counting on Starbucks For a “Boost in Business”
SERIOUS NOOSE = Real, original, breaking news that is much funnier and truer than any honest noose we truthfully make up to break. To learn about other Serious Noose winners, click here. Rockford, IL – The much-talked about Main St. and
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“Rockford Positivity” Candles Now Available – Light Up Your Dark Life & Negative Nights
Rockford, IL – Our second “Serious Noose” trophy goes to Candle Crest Soy Candles, located in scenic Rockford, IL. The local small business unveiled their “Rockford Positivity” candles today on the internet. The excitement took over our noose staff. The
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James the Wet Pussy Cat Mauls Alejandro the Latin Kings Servant
Rockford, IL – News broke over the scanner last night that screeching and screaming was heard in the northwest neighborhood near Huffman and Riverside where gang warfare along with the community’s fears are rising. Sources have confirmed that an angry
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