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River District President Confronts Rockford City Council With Math and Logic
Rockford, IL – Rockford’s River District Association president, Gary Anderson, handed our City Council a big ol’basket of math–Rockford math problems–to figure out with a public statement on Monday Night. RKFDnews.com has been provided a transcript of the public statement
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Poork Town: Artist Stabbed By Angry Eat-Local Lady Fan After Enjoying Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits
[hr] Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr] Rockford, IL – Extremely famous Rockord artist, Randy Warballs, was
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City Prepares to See Art and then Drink Beer – Fall ArtSeen 2013!
Rockford, IL – The very popular city-wide event, ArtSeen, is going on this weekend in the Forest City of Dreams and Hope. ArtSeen 2013 will be everywhere, from downtown to the far east side. People will be everywhere looking
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Single Pregnant Man Calls Rockford Home
Rockford, IL – Jeremy Rogers, 31, is the world’s first pregnant man. He tells us, “I can’t wait to be the first official single dad from Rockford, IL. My child will know our name with or without mommie.” Rogers told
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Rockford Principals Enjoy Tuesday Threesomes Together
Rockford, IL – Three fellow principals from a RPS205 high school, Jailford, middle school, Tacovelt and a special one from the catholic h.s., Druggylan, have been sharing a mutual hunger for the same thing tax-payers do. Tax payers want to
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Local Man Wakes Up Happy After Years of Bending Over For Rockford Area Morons
Rockford, IL – This is a story of hope, change and progress for all Rockfordians considering a major change and move. Lawrence Egon Spengler, 34, was named after his father’s favorite Ghostbuster, played by Harold Ramis in the popular 1980s
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