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Public Petitions To Book Johnny Emerald The IIIrd at Rockford City Market Party
Rockford, IL – The community spoke up this past weekend on Twitter. They want homeless singing sensation, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, to perform at Rockford’s City Market, a popular weekly drinking party that brings Rockford’s thirstiest people from all over
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Happy 1-Year Anniversary to RKFDNews.com
September 11th, 2013 Dear Rockford, IL, and beyond. We want to share something worthy of your attention on our 1-Year Anniversary. A year spent breaking the noose for you for free. No Kickstarter campaign, no broken promises or begging to
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City Plans Wall Street Journal Bonfire Fundraiser For The Arts
Rockford, IL – Days after winning the Wall Street Journal’s championship for America’s most pathetic real estate market with regards to underwater properties, Rockford leaders have responded with a city-wide plan to ban the Wall Street Journal from ever ending
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Popular Rockford Mommy Makes More Cookies For Her Little Pumpkins and Hubby
Rockford, IL – Cookies are in the Autumn air around Rockford. Rockford smells so delicious. Earlier this week we reported that Mrs.Jill DeContonio baked a nice batch of cookies for her son Don and his friends to end Labor Day
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My Mommy Made Me Cookies
Rockford, IL – Around 6:58pm tonight on Labor Day Weekend, Mrs. Jill DeContonio, made her son Don a dozen of chocolate chip cookies to celebrate the end of another Labor Day Weekend in the midwest. The official end of summer
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Texas Governor, Rick Perry, Lures Unemployed Aldermen to Resign for Relocation and Job Opportunities
Rockford, IL – Just hours after Rockford’s 6th Ward Alderman, Mervin Halls, turned in his resignation to Mayor Barry Morrison (read about the hilarious truth here), another one of Rockford’s Alderman resigned as well due to not having a full-time
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