My Mommy Made Me Cookies
Rockford, IL – Around 6:58pm tonight on Labor Day Weekend, Mrs. Jill DeContonio, made her son Don a dozen of chocolate chip cookies to celebrate the end of another Labor Day Weekend in the midwest. The official end of summer and kick-off to another long fall/winter was enjoyed by Donnie and his friends Stuart, Kim, and Kate.
“They melted in my mouth before they had a chance to make it to my stomach. To fuck with Rockford, IL, what a great end to summer 2013!” said gluten-free girlfriend of Don, Katie.
Learn more and learn less or go fuck yourselves until the spring of 2014.
– Lisa Soland
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