My Mommy Made Me Cookies

My Mommy Made Me Cookies

800px-Chocolate_Chip_Cookies_-_kimberlykvRockford, IL – Around 6:58pm tonight on Labor Day Weekend, Mrs. Jill DeContonio, made her son Don a dozen of chocolate chip cookies to celebrate the end of another Labor Day Weekend in the midwest.  The official end of summer and kick-off to another long fall/winter was enjoyed by Donnie and his friends Stuart, Kim, and Kate.

“They melted in my mouth before they had a chance to make it to my stomach. To fuck with Rockford, IL, what a great end to summer 2013!” said gluten-free girlfriend of Don, Katie.

Learn more and learn less or go fuck yourselves until the spring of 2014.

– Lisa Soland


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