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Big Spoonful Go Bye Bye Into Baby’s Mouth and Rockford Park District Needs More Volunteers For Jobs Not Workers
Rockford, IL – What a big spoonful that little baby took into it’s little mouth by it’s mommy at Egg Harbor Restaurant in Rockford this morning! Linda Cherrystone, a 22 year old single mom, gathered with her Thursday morning friends
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Happy Fathers Day to Single Taxpayers Supporting Public School Children AND Single Dad Cries For Help
Rockford, IL – Local Taxpayers, about 3,000 out of the 150,000 Rockford area population, gathered today to celebrate Father’s Day. “I want to thank the breeding parents and single parents of Rockford for allowing me to help put their child through
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Meet The Falsteems – Beautiful Family Enjoys Breakfast Downtown
Rockford, IL – Beatrice Falsteem and her husband Jerry woke up to surprise the kids. “I said to Jerry last night, if the weather is nice, let’s take the kids downtown to eat breakfast and maybe visit a bookstore afterwards.”
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Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “That Smell” Named City Song
Rockford, IL – A new city anthem was designated for Rockford, Illinois, last night by a bunch of drunks who pick the same songs in every bar from every digital jukebox. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “That Smell” beat out Damn Yankees’ “Higher”
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Free Wagon Rides – City Market Party Returns to Downtown
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford, IL’s fourth annual summer and early fall downtown party returns tomorrow for another ride–that is–free wagon rides home! To assist the weekly party goers that hit the downtown area for City Market Days every Friday, free
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Google Keyword Winners – Week 1
Our site reports revealed that a few special winners (humans) found rkfdnews.com in the last week by searching for these key winning phrases: “hitler dont drink coffee” “run over a tent ful of sleeping children” “sexy cock”
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