Google Keyword Winners – Week 1
Our site reports revealed that a few special winners (humans) found rkfdnews.com in the last week by searching for these key winning phrases:
Week 1 Results and Winners of the RKFDNews.com Keyword Seach Contest
“hitler dont drink coffee”
“run over a tent ful of sleeping children”
“sexy cock”
“snorkel”
“man in rabbit suit is beaten”
“fat guy in buffet line”
and, our favorite…
“kids eat free in rockford illinois applebees”
Thank you to you whoever you are for finding our site with your intardenet thoughts. All of you are now our official Week 1 Winners!
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