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Submit Videos to Share on RKFD NEWS YouTube Channel
RKFDNews.com is now available on YouTube, but don’t get too excited. We’re not creating the videos to post (we don’t have time to) for your comedic enjoyment, you are. We are asking the community to provide any videos they’d like
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Lovers Quarrel Inspires Winter Block Party
Rockford, IL – Mindy and Justin Pickleback took their love making to new levels this past weekend. What started as a yelling match in the kitchen after a few Rolling Rocks ended up in their front yard on a pile
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City Reacts to Forbes by Learning How To Read and Write, Promises Championship in 2014
Rockford, IL – Rockford, Illinois area citizens and local leaders are still reeling from this week’s 3rd place defeat to the champion Detroit and eternal top three runner up Flint, Michigan. Forbes Magazine’s annual Miserably Funny American Cities contest revealed
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The Beauty of Barry: Sweet Peas
Hi, it’s me again, Rockford. I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town. Let me share another secret for pouty lips: Sweet Peas. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God, Barry, your lips are
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Local Lady Sick of Nepotism, Yells at Famous Rockford Facebook Page
Rockford, IL – Local woman, Christina Rice, wrote us a chilling story about her feelings for the city she lives in and the upcoming election it faces. Dear RKFDNEWS, I will not be voting to re-elect my city’s mayor because
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A Letter From Our Editor, Tchad: RKFDNews Reveals Evil Debts Plan
Rockford, IL – Debt is evil and we here at RKFDNews.com have shared plenty of it with you since beginning this new adventure a year ago. There’s been a plan all along, you see. Goals rooted in making money; real,
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