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The Beauty Of Barry: Cantaloupes
Hi, it’s me again, Rockford. I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town. Let me share another secret for feeling, looking and tasting good: Cantaloupes. 1. Start by buying the biggest, juiciest cantaloupe you can find, once
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Manufacturing Jobs Still On The Up For Local Women
Rockford, IL – Manufacturing jobs for regional men have been on the decline since the mid-1970’s but local women are seeing a boom in manufacturing jobs unlike most regions in the country– a real baby boom. Despite on-going terrible economic conditions in the Rockford region that were caused by the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs due to selfish and poor business leadership over the last few decades, The United States Bureau of Labor has released key stats in each of the last 37 years that shows women are seeing a real gain in manufacturing while men suffer for work.
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Unemployed Engineer Wakes Up From Dream To Share It With Internet
Rockford , IL – Local unemployed engineer, Ronald Donaldson, emailed RKFDNews.com about a dream he had this morning – that he also shared with his friend’s friends on facebook – that he now wants to share with all of us. Thank you, Mr. Donaldson, for sharing your dream with us. Read below for his transcript.
“Dear RKFD News,
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America’s Favorite Band,Train, Cancels Historic Performance At Rockford’s Midway Theatre
Train, the famous rock n’ roll band from San Francisco, had planned to play and record a historic performance at Rockford, IL’s Midway Theater until the band’s management discovered the venue wasn’t up to their normal standards.
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Marengo Man Makes Love All Day & Night
Marengo, IL – Jerry Tontoes, an endowed 39-year old man from Marengo, IL, made love to his girlfriend of 3 years, Cathleen Johnson, for more than 18 hours this week. “It started off pretty slow. I’m not so sure my
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Nintendo’s Mario Beat Up By Video-Game-Racists & Film Crew
Rockford, IL – According to the very popular, local, celebrity crime reporters, Rockford Scanner, something ridiculous went down on the corner of Perryville and East State today. Something too true to be good enough for us to make up. The
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