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Misery Loves Your City’s Cream Puffs: Chief Tchad Beale’s State of The City’s Address to the Mayor and it’s Community’s Aspiring Cream Puffs
Rockford, IL – Editor and tribal leader of RKFDNews.com, Chief Tchad Beale, provides a state of the city address response to the Mayor and to the miserably original City of Rockford. Dear Poor People of Rockford, IL, I
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RPSDD 205 Lowers High School Athletes’ GPA To Raise Better Linemen, Fullbacks, and some Tight Ends
Rockford, IL – According to ESPN‘s popular news show, “Outside The Lines“, the miserably hilarious Rockford Public School District of Dreams 205 (RPSDD205) came up with a solution for raising future NFL defensive and offensive lineman, a few middle linebackers and a decent
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TEDx Returns to Rockford, Idea Makers Gather For Story Hour Day, Many Prepare to Drink Coffee
Rockford, IL – TEDx is back and he wants to hear your ideas, Rockford! Today’s event, TEDxRockfordLive, will feature lots of coffee and stories from locals about ideas and stuff. Word is that everyone will walk away inspired to make
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1,000 Voters Sum Up Mayor’s Race
Rockford, IL – The 2013 mayoral election is on April 9th in case you didn’t know. We took an online survey last week asking the community if they knew when the election was, who was running, and why they weren’t
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SupplyCorn Stuns City With Name Change to SupplyPorn
Rockford, IL – What a twisted, unpredictable 24 hours it has been for the City of Rockford, it’s hopeful leaders and depressed civilians. We broke news about Newton, Iowa’s, largest manufacturer, SupplyCorn, moving it’s business to downtown Rockford. We asked
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Bartender Promoted To Strudel Chef
Articles receiving overwhelming site traffic from targeted regional IPs auto-translate themselves to that region’s language. Th’ noo economah is bein’ recalculated t’noo heights in Rockfo’d, IL. No certificashun needed, a local man wakes up fum slin’in’ shots an’ gittin’ ev’ryone
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