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1100 Confiscated Weed Plants Will Be Used to Transform Rockford Economy, Misery, Our Stories, Vision, Train, Casino, Hotel and Amateur Sports Stuff but also to Love Rockford More or Whatever

Rockford, IL– The ol’ Fatty McGee’s / Stash O’ Neil’s and Hard Times bar on East State Street across from one of the more popular McDonald’s in town, on one of our most traveled, polluted streets, made national news this

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Man finds another use for his 100 Dollar Bill

ROCKFORD— A Rockford man found another use for his $100 dollar bill after it fell on the bathroom floor and unrolled. No more information will ever be available but I am sure you can figure this one out.

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Rockford taxi cab driver fights back with creation of MagikSauce App

A Rockford taxi driver launched his own app to compete with Uber drivers that have come to town. Ahmad Johnson launched “MagikSauce,” a ride share app that is similar to Uber or Lyft but does not use surge pricing –

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What Rockford People Say on the Internet: Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt

Today’s brilliant winner of “What Rockford People Say on the Internet” is from Facebook, February 15th, 2015: Magic Sauce, Sugar and Salt What does this mean? #toThineSelfBeTrue means to be a magician?  A chef? Is it in the Transform Rockford handbook of emotional

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Younger redneck who has a beard and drives a blue truck – f4m – 39 (Byron)

You are a short good looking redneck You look early to mid 30s I see you a lot at a bar and other neat places in Rockford I think you are a welder or printer judging by your truck and

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A Valentine’s Day Letter From Jenny Clobber to The City She Loves

Rockford, IL – We received a love letter poem today from Jennifer Clobber of Cherry Valley, IL, who wanted to send her love to the city she loves for Valentine’s Day. Dear Rockford, IL I watch you from afar From

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