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Dear Kardashians: Please Build a Jason’s Deli on North Main Street
A new noose breaking advice column presented by rkfdnews.com’s staff reporters to address the city of Rockford’s personal needs, romantic dreams and fast food concerns with those who can really, really, really–like really–help transform our community, The Kardashians. February 13th, 2015
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Dear Kardashians: Please Help Me Transform Rockford?
A new noose breaking advice column presented by rkfdnews.com’s staff reporters to address the city of Rockford’s personal needs, romantic dreams and fast food concerns with those who can really, really, really–like really–help transform our community, The Kardashians. February 11th, 2015
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Dunkin’ Donuts Returns to Transform Rockford With Faith Based “Glory Hole” Location
Rockford, IL – 18th Ave. was ablaze this morning, as the crowd shuffled in for the opening of the latest faith-based coffee and donut shop. Glory Holes opened its doors to an enthusiastic audience that was strewn around the block. “We’ve been getting
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My First Nibbles: Old Barn Atmosphere Delights French Fry Fans at McDonald’s in Roscoe
Rockford, IL – I’ve heard so many wonderful things about the french fries at McDondald’s located at 5195 Elevator Road, Roscoe, IL 61073 in Roscoe,IL that I had to take a dinner drive to discover for myself. I was not
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Rockford Robber Settles For Subway Sandwich and a Few Dollars To Transform City’s Crime
Rockford, IL – A mid twenties man robbed a local Subway restaurant on 11th street a few nights ago in an effort to transform the city’s crime stats. Rockford Dream Police officials are still looking for the man and would appreciate
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Top 10 Myths About Rockford
Rockford, IL – Myths and misconceptions about Rockford are commonplace in Beloit or Durand. On a recent episode of the American tv reality series, “Run Jump or Die,” one of the contestants exclaims, “There’s nothing fun to do in Rockford!”
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