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Dear Kardashians: Please Build a Jason’s Deli on North Main Street
A new noose breaking advice column presented by rkfdnews.com’s staff reporters to address the city of Rockford’s personal needs, romantic dreams and fast food concerns with those who can really, really, really–like really–help transform our community, The Kardashians.
February 13th, 2015
Hi Kim, Khloe, Mommy Kardashian, those other two sisters and Bruce,
It’s me again. I had another good idea that could use your spiritual support and checkbook. The city of Rockford could use a Jason’s Deli on North Main Street for west siders to enjoy. The east side has one already, but it’s so far out of the way for west siders to enjoy during their 30 minute work lunch breaks. That Jason’s Deli is at least 20 minutes away from our staff’s office location. It takes at least 20 minutes to order and eat and another 20 minutes to return to the west side. Chiefs Vannigan and Beale will not allow us to double our lunch breaks, and I feel that Jason’s Deli could help our staff lose weight. Their salad bar is the best in Rockford. 
If you could help us bring a Jason’s Deli to North Main Street, I will pay you back Rockford style– not with money, but with promises unfulfilled.
I love your family and wish I could be in it,
Lisa Soland
Staff Reporter, rkfdnews.com
Rockford, IL
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