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What’s the Best Day of the Week to Git Sum in Rockford? We have the answer.
Rockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.” Rkfdnews staff reporter, Darby Appleby, asked Linda Provalone-Ferne, 14th District Alderman, what “sum” is. She told us to visit this website to figure it out: Click
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City Council Approves Metal Panties® Vote – Effective Feb. 1st, 2015 for all area Advertising, Marketing and Public Relations Business Owners
Rockford, IL – Rockford’s City Council conducted a rare positive Friday night vote after a rough week of bad press involving the Housing Authority. All of Winnebago County’s Advertising, Marketing and Public Relations business owners are now required to wear Metal Panties®,
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Sting & Phil Collins ‘SynchroSudio’ Tour Coming To Rockford
Rockford, IL – Never-ending project development wars have held up Downtown Rockford’s transformation from becoming something like a 1990s Peoria, IL much sooner. However, good times have finally arrived for Northern IL’s music lovers: Sting and Phil Collins 2015 SynchroSudio Tour is
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Deer Commits Suicide, Jumps From Bridge Onto I-90
Roscoe, IL – Around 2:00 a.m. Wednesday, January 21, Betty Aguilera was driving home when a terrifying experience befell her. As she approached a bridge on Belvidere Road that passed over Interstate 90, her headlights caught the rather regal figure
Read MoreNumber One Position for Making Sweet, Sweet Rockford Love Revealed 0
Rockford, IL – A 2014 study by US News Reports was released today stating that “the number one position for making sweet, sweet, sweet and delicious Rockford area love to your internet friends and family is by lying to them. Filling them with
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Top 10 Ways To Rockford Yourself
These are 10 ways to acknowledge that you are Rockfording yourself and might need help sooner than later. Please remember what our good friend Andy created for our staff a few months ago: “Never go full Rockford.™” 10. Rockford Drowning How it’s
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