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What’s the Best Day of the Week to Git Sum in Rockford? We have the answer.

What’s the Best Day of the Week to Git Sum in Rockford?  We have the answer.

git-sum-rockfordRockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.” Rkfdnews staff reporter, Darby Appleby, asked Linda Provalone-Ferne, 14th District Alderman, what “sum” is. She told us to visit this website to figure it out:  Click here.

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