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Bill 778 Heading For Approval
ROCKFORD, IL – The people have screamed about crime and yelled at bikers this season. Now, because of the demand for action, Durand lawmakers are heading further down the food chain and targeting the sometimes lovable, sometimes vicious, but always
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Goldfish Finally Realizes He Can Go Nowhere In Life
ROCKFORD, IL – A goldfish realized that he can go nowhere and he will die in a small see-thru glass home in Rockford of Illinois in a special bullet-proof aquarium called your mind. More on this incredible heart breaking story
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If Rockford were to say “NO” to DERBY | REYNOLDS – THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™, how much would that help our local economy? What do you think?
Rockford, IL – A major online social disease about THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING’S™ impact on the poor Rockford region broke out like herpes on Facebook dot com this past week. What a horrible week in the YOU$A™ overall. The community
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Poetry Contest Heats Up!
ROCKFORD, IL – Thank you to everyone for all the wonderful poems that have been submitted about Rockford, Illinois, in our 1st Annual RKFD Noose Poems Contest. Below are are four submissions we received. One is from our own staff member, Jay Vannigan,
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Mom Enjoys Nice Day
Rockford, IL – What a nice day it was yesterday for Lorretta Toemayco. The 39 year old Rockford resident called RKFDnews.com to tell us about her day and how well it was going: “Today I woke up with the birds.
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Teenager hangs on to fence
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