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Locals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978

Locals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978

Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to cry for its resurrection on the internets.  The poor old brick building that everyone is crying about on the internet has no cause of its fire.  6/25 will remain a mystery and a miracle for transformation!

Transforming Rockford is a magic trick to keep the 99% on the up… Up… Up… in smoke. Let’s all gather around our smart devices today to assist the privileged people with their properties and developments by liking, reacting, sharing, and retweeting everything they say to keep locals hopeful for a downtown Starbucks to accompany their filthy Jimmy John’s sandwiches.

Guest Contributor Note: “We have to do what we can to rebuild from failures and ashes. Bringing in a local chain restaurant or two to pay up on everyone else’s property taxes and shortcomings, historical exemptions, is smart business for downtown. If downtown Beloit can rebuild a building into a Walgreens, we sure can turn this old brick building into a CVS with an adjoined Pizza Hut. Their buffet is SO good for the price, and locals love buffets. More downtown buffets!”
– Greg Lindberg, Professional XBox Gamer, Rockford, IL, 28



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