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Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies
Rockford, IL – The emergence of evil, unethical and greedy Rockford Ponies brought a savior for our nice, hard working horsies to our Chicago-Rockford International Airport last week. Air Horse One, a special designed Boeing 727 airplane, is making regular
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Sexy Unemployed Lady Writes Honest Letter To The Rockford
Rockford, IL – Jenny Gordon woke up as a sexy unemployed lady today in The Rockford that was looking for a new city and state to call home. She composed a letter to everyone she barely knows on Facebook last night. Here
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My parents went on vacation to The Rockford and all they got was stabbed.
If we sell 15 of these shirts in 7 days, we’ll give the profits (see image below) to the Rockford Area Convention & Visitors Bureau (RACVB). If we sell more than 15 shirts, our staff will buy ourselves a pizza
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Proud Local Transforms His Love For The Rockford Into a Tattoo
Rockford, IL – Our staff was emailed a photo of a local person who loves The Rockford so much that he payed to have his love of The Rockford and Illinois tattooed on his leg. The red mark is “Symbol.”
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Portillo’s Rally Largest Political Event In City History
Rockford, IL – The Transfat Rockford Group is holding a “Visioning Rally and Eat-in” today in Sinnissippi Park. As of print time, over 11,000 activists, beef enthusiasts, and type 2 diabetics carrying signs and wearing oversized t-shirts reading things such
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Our City, Our Portillo’s + Rock River Valley Pantry Tee Shirt Fundraiser
RKFDnews.com has launched an online campaign fundraiser to donate 100% of the profits made from the sale of this shirt to the Rock River Valley Pantry, located in Rockford, IL. Click here to support the campaign. If the campaign is
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