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Believe: Debut Book by rkfdnews Available Now!
Press Release, December 14th, 2014 “Believe,” the debut book by rkfdnews is now available to purchase. It is available in print and digital formats. Amazon (U.S. and International), Barnes & Noble (and many other online book retailers) are carrying it now. Limited signed copies by its
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Rockford is a Great Place to do Free or Underpaid Work for Wealthier People and for Sharing Positive Vibes, If You Disagree It’s Ok, You Can Do Art and Be an Artist Who Does Free and Underpaid Work For Artists So they Can Pay Their Bills While You Slowly Kill Yourself For Free but Don’t Worry, Everything Will Be OK if you Stay Positive and Smile
Rockford, IL – In an effort to transform the city of Rockford, IL, and its wonderful people into a top 25 city by the year 2025, community and business leaders are offering lower class people (who were at once considered
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Large Tree Installation Hides Downtown’s Hornets Nest
Rockford, IL – A 4,000 pound tree was removed from Roscoe, IL, and transported to downtown Rockford to prepare for the holiday festivals. Thousands of street-corner-box and strip mall churchgoers will gather with misfit artists to celebrate and drink, walk the
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Friday Funday Lunch Discussion: Do Nurses Have God Complexes?
Rockford, IL – Nurses can be beautiful and handsome, but most often their sexiness and charm is overshadowed by the power of our Lord, Jesus Christ and his father, God. We talked to their friend, Holy Ghost, for the answer
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West Side Cat Falls In Love With An East Side Chicken
ROCKFORD, IL – Ohhhh that dirty little cat from Rockford’s far West side of the river fell in love with a chicken from the East side of the river. We here at RKFD News do not condone this kind of
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Rockford on the Upswing: Looking Forward to 2015
Hi, my name is Rockford. I live in Illinois, it’s fun. People pick on me all the time, but I’m on the upswing. Good things are coming in 2015 and here’s a list of them: 1. Porridge 2. Trains* 3. Grocery
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