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2014 State of the City Address – Rockford, IL
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrison hosted his 9th annual State of the City Address at the Coronado Theater in Rockford, IL last night. If you missed it, below is the transcript. To read the Redneck translation, click here. To
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City of Rockford Designates Wednesdays as Baby Heather Day!
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford quickly honored the historic event that occurred at Jay and Gordon Fernandezes’ household last night when their daughter, Baby Heather, mutter her first word, “Rockford.” (Click Here To Read) Mayor Barry Morrison’s office released
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Report: Rockford Baby’s First Word Shatters Centuries of Infant Behavior Skills
Rockford, IL – Centuries of infant behavior patterns came to a standstill in Rockford, IL last night for the proud parents of an 18 month old daughter. Jay and Gordon Fernandez were playing with their baby Heather when she muttered
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Watham Tap (Elmer Fudd Translation)
“The Latham Tap,” originally published by Kate Menstraight. Translation of original article by Elmer Fudd, exclusive to RKFDnews.com. Kate’s Compwaint Cownew Wettews of honest compwaints fwom an honest Kate. Dewe awe owganizations I twuwy despise. Dey wack mowaws, chawactew, and honesty. Dey
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Report: City Leaders Launch Online Campaign To Increase Offline Sexy Time
Rockford, IL – Online positivity has been heavily trending throughout Rockford’s business and city government sectors since 2012 to increase the community’s emotional tweets, posts, videos and internettting stuff on social media. The city wide effort for celebrating the city’s
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Rockford Daylight Hours Goes Into Effect Tonight
Rockford, IL – This is a public service reminder from RKFDnews.com to the residents of Winnebago County to set back their clocks one hour tonight at midnight. City officials declared March 26th as the official day for the citizens of Rockford,
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