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Election 2016: RKFDnews Endorses Gorak, Lord of the Sixth Dimension
Rockford, IL — RKFDnews proudly endorses Gorak, Lord of the sixth dimension, for President of the United States. We believe he will help all of us with Making Rockford great for America on the Internet again. We spoke to Gorak today
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Rockford’s #1 Mexican Restaurant Delivers Sad News
Rockford, IL – Rockford’s favorite Mexican restaurant(s), Taco Bell, is leaving the region. Taco Bell’s North American CEO, Steven “Nevets” Gomez, released a statement confirming the sad news: “We keep on winning the Rockford Register Star’s Best of Rockford readers
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Pokemon GO Blamed For Rockford’s Webcam Porn Industry Layoffs
[Thank you to Josh M. of Rockford, IL, for emailing us this noose-story.] Rockford, IL — Several of Rockford’s local webcam “porn star” ladies are out of work due to Pokemon GO. Mass layoffs are being reported all over Rockford and on the
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ALDERMEN VOTE TO APPROve INERNTEAT SPANDINg MAKE ROASKCORD LOOKA GOOD!
ALDERMEN APPROVE FACEBOOK SPENDING ROKFOARD LOOK NICE ON INERTNESS! #goROaKCOSFORD lol thankFUL#
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ROCKFORFn Too LaZY TO PROTEST
ROCKZORD TOO LAZY TO PROTEST ANYTHING GONG ON IN DA WORLDs OUSeide THE DAORCKFORD lol# PRAY4ROCKFORD#
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#Trickford Escort Discount!
Some local businesses are celebrating the City of Rockford’s “Trickford” marketing campaign differently than intended. The region’s most reputable escort services are pimping their finest services for 50% off of their regular prices throughout the rest of the year. Pimps
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