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Hononegah Wins Game, Loses Land
Rockton, IL – The final whistle of Friday Night’s game sounded the end of a battle between the Harlem Huskies and the Hononegah Indians in a home victory for the Indians by a score of 28 to 18. But there
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Public Petitions To Book Johnny Emerald The IIIrd at Rockford City Market Party
Rockford, IL – The community spoke up this past weekend on Twitter. They want homeless singing sensation, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, to perform at Rockford’s City Market, a popular weekly drinking party that brings Rockford’s thirstiest people from all over
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Johnny Emerald The IIIrd releases 6th Song, “Hey Jude (What happened?)”
Rockford, IL – Johnny Emerald The IIIrd had a busy day today. Rockford’s famous homeless singing star, released his 6th song online tonight off his forthcoming full-length debut, “Hey Jude (What happened?)“. Listen to it and his other songs below. He also gave his
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Elderly Woman Stabbed on Far West Side
At least 14 pieces of toast were battered this morning and one elderly woman named Vince was stabbed on the Far West Side. No other information is available and we do not really care because today is our one year
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Happy 1-Year Anniversary to RKFDNews.com
September 11th, 2013 Dear Rockford, IL, and beyond. We want to share something worthy of your attention on our 1-Year Anniversary. A year spent breaking the noose for you for free. No Kickstarter campaign, no broken promises or begging to
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Rockford Leaders Call Angelina Jolie For Help
Rockford, IL – Word from City Hall has the village of Rockford, IL celebrating great news tonight. Local leaders including Mayor Barry Morrisson have told RKFDNews.com that they FaceTimed and Skype Chatted with Angelina Jolie’s humanitarian representatives today with regards
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