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Nick A Las Conservatory Garners National Attention For Historic Pet Carp Pool and Sin-A-Sippy Carp Pond Ranked #1 of 20 attractions in the Rkfd area; voted #6 attraction our of 50 in the United States for fishy conservatory projects. Type: Carp Pond and
Read MoreCarp, Nature’s Protectors
Rockford, IL – You’ve seen it on Carpy the River Fish and other popular TV shows; carps rescuing humans from drowning and keeping them safe from harm. Does it really happen? The answer is YES, dummy, or I would not have
Read MoreCrime Prevention Carp Language Discovered
Rockford, IL – Imagine two carp swimming in the Mighty Rock River. You hear a series of clicks, whistles and whines coming from each; much like a conversation in Dolphin language. It seems one carp can call another carp specifically by
Read MoreFoul Odor Reported; Methane From Polling Places Blamed
Loves Park, IL – Coastal residents near The Mighty Rock awoke to a foul odor last week that probably was caused by a large release of methane in the polling places authorities said. Fire departments in Rkfd and Loves Park
Read MoreHappy Unemployed Educated Males Baffles Nation’s Best Psychotherapists According To A New Regional Report
Rockford, IL – Northern IL is known for baffling the rest of the country with poor economic statistics. Natives often confuse emotions with math and metaphors, but they’re also confusing the nation’s best professional psychotherapists who have been monitoring the
Read MoreNew Species Of Rabbit Discovered
Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly
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