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The Silent Siren™ – Circle Jerking Causes Blindness or Why Can’t We Go To The Movies To Escape Reality For 2 Hours Without Being Reminded of Where We Live?
Circle jerking each other on behalf of civic pride in broad daylight–mainly downtown–isn’t creating jobs, Rockford. It’s causing community blindness. Considering the almost über-spiritual positive response that circle jerking community philanthropists enjoy participating in around Rockford, nothing will change but
Read MoreTHE SILENT SIREN™ – The Risks of Becoming a Meddling Local Artist
Dear Rockford, Hello, I am your editor and Chief, Tchad Beale. This message begins a series on RKFDnews.com called, “The Silent Siren.”™ I will take the time once in a dark moon to discuss some thoughts with you. Today’s topic
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Party Park Right in the middle of high crime area
ROCKFORD, IL – Flashing lights, crime scene tape, and men in dresses are ok, but the gun shots and stabbings are becoming too common for the neighbors around Party Park to get comfortable with. The community wants to see it
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Drinking the Rockford Flavored Coffee Causes Mental Breakdowns in Positivity
Rockford, IL – A new report that was released by the Museum of Science and Rockford Industry this week states that emotional breakdowns are on the rise amongst community leaders, artists, and public sector sheep who preach positivity as a
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Ice Cream Man Serves Up Twenty Two Gallons of PepperMint Chocolate Jesus
Rockford, IL – The city’s favorite ice cream man made an unexpected stop at St. Charles’ Field of Hearts Church, Inc. tonight. In honor of the holiday season, the ice cream man showed up during halftime of the Monday night
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Heartland’s Stroll On State Event Brings Record Crowd To Downtown Rockford
ROCKFORD, IL – Downtown Rockford held its debut Heartland Stroll On State event on Saturday evening. A record crowd of at least 90,000 people attended, but according to Our City Our Story, only 30,000 people attended based on their “unconfirmed conservative
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